i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
how does that bad decision feel?
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