They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
