Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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