How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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