And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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