Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
