Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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