I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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