After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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