Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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