Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
oh god was she eating orange peels again
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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