i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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