Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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