awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
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