I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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