I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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