its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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