...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I bet he comes in French.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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