Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i barfeds in our rink
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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