It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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