Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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