Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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