$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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