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say what?
wanna hang out?
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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