we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
