I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
It's just like the Real World with babies
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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