The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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