something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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