Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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