you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I think I am morally bankrupt
It's just like the Real World with babies
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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