You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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