remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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