I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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