i permit you to call me
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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