some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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