why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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