I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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