The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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