Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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