Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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