Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
