Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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