And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i think i have two assholes
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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