I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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