you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
