he wants to bone in the snuggie
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
you never un-have a 4some
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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