Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
How external is "for external use only"?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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