Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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