Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
