his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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