He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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