I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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