How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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