hell yes lets make some ravioli
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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