All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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