I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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