I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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